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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

panickyintheuk:

neekcreep:

manolowar:

Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]

THE SPIDER MAN ONE

absolutely not. no no no

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This nigga was a straight stoner

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

lookingforurlska:

fishingboatproceeds:

MOVIE NEWS! A new trailer for The Fault in Our Stars will be shown in theaters before the movie The Other Woman, which comes out on Friday in the US.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN

lookingforurlska:

fishingboatproceeds:

MOVIE NEWS! A new trailer for The Fault in Our Stars will be shown in theaters before the movie The Other Woman, which comes out on Friday in the US.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup