What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
it says no photos but yall took a photo anyway