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svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

obstinatecondolement:

amorremanet:

thismissatomicbomb:

piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

snapchatting:

my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

ellendegeneres:

Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.