Sm;)e

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

hjoran:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

this is my religion

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

notallpigeons:

it says no photos but yall took a photo anyway

notallpigeons:

it says no photos but yall took a photo anyway